Toby的搖滾音樂異想世界

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine
William, William it was really nothing
William, William it was really nothing
It was your life ...

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say :
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, William, William it was really nothing
William, William

        這首歌是英國搖滾團體The Smiths於1984年8月24日所發行，這原本的作品是描述一個80年代的擴音器。這歌詞有人說是主唱寫給另外一個團Associates的團員，他們曾經有短暫的友誼。